I thought I was a man, I only was a muffin

It was this or mumble on streetcorners..

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

A second post?

My lord its true! If you'll kindly look to your right theres a links section.. Go, I command you visit them, give them your hits and mad props. Using these you will replicate my lunchtime, you too could have a cheese+cucumber sandwich and read these sites - I'll leave being pleasured by a goat upto to you, I personally favour it just before scarygoround.
If this site is going up and down like a cheap hooker at the weekend then Im playing with the XML. Why? because I want to, it may look better afterward!
I leave you with something from 'the oys of yiddish':
hok a tchynik
pronounced TCHY-nik to rhyme with 'Guy Nick'. Hok - strike, tchynik- teapot from tchay (tea)
1.To talk a great deal; to yammer
2.To talk nonsene or 'bushwa'

eg 'Please, hok nit kain tchynik!' stop talking rubbish
Try using it more in conversation
Careful now!

First post and sitcom!

Hello children! It's me your friendly neighbourhood manning.
To usher in a new year, take your pick which one (chinese one soon) I present the only Jew in Afghanistan:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4206909.stm
I couldn't help but laugh, they both seemed to hate each other but neither would leave. I suppose they preffered a whispering campaign against the other man and alleged plots to kill each other; all this and more should feature in a sitcom of their life together, commission it now! My imagination was stirred by his comment, I could see him throwing a plate of unleavened bread against the wall shouting 'I'm the Jew here now, Im the boss' Im the daddy! It's not as though anyone really cares in Afghanistan anymore but all the goats are his, and his alone, to convert.
Other exciting Manning news:
Andromeda to swallow us all in 1 billion years, start packing now.
Ultimately rabbits will beat sheep.
Scarygoround has become actually scary.
Fi Glover, good thing (Her book was good too).

Carefull Now!