Vote early, vote often!

"It's thats man again!" they screamed in chorus. The crowd unaware their candidate as a teenager, awkard but curious would 'practice' on the local pig farm. His rival, the current incumbent, enjoys throttling streetkids with his shiny red tie; he's tough on spongers and malingerers but then who isnt? 'Its not racist to talk about imagination. I just can't talk to you without imagining you have giant lips and thick black hair'
Yes kids its time to choose who will not listen to you for the next 4 years. This is not to say its not important, register your vote but know who you're voting for. Politics is a lifetime profession and loyalty to ones party is more important than voting against them for your constituents. Take heart in the fact that regardless of who wins parts of your life WILL be screwed with and you wont like it.
Now providing 'Value for money' I direct you to a hilarious article by the rev. Jen: Balloon fetishes I just like the hint at tension within the community between poppers and non-poppers. As moral Guardian I must point out: Down with this sort of thing!
Now with projects handed in I get to serious revision.
Cheery-bye
ps Vote Broadcasting house: Not drowning, waving.