There may follow a glitch in service, life

Hey up Gov, How're things? Really? Well, worse things happen at sea. Manning-Mooching plc is setting up shop and outsourcing itself to Ind-yah. My arms are full of expensive juice which have magic anti-death powers (+1 vs Dog). Even though people have kept asking when I'm off I still havent realised Im going. The case remains unweighed (I still have to find 23 packs of sugar to balance the pole) so massive surcharges for books are on the way.

When I regain access to the internets I'll post again. This is dependent on laptops not dying and me having taken everything I need, oh and them letting me into the country. I dont have a look that lends to easy international travel.

If sections of the plane snap off and Im stranded on an Island remember only this,
"he'ld come round unannounced and steal your biscuits, but atleast he kept his trousers on". I wont miss any of you but I'll mainly miss the tea.

All the best St D Manning pHd (deceased)

"If you're going to make any romantic gestures always use a barrier"