Kicking it oldish school...

This post reaches most of you far too late (scarily late) but I hope future generations may yet be saved.
Much as you may think otherwise: sex is for fags..
And laydeez.... Iron hymen
The greatest part of the site? Why, that would beMuffy P.: "OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it's some gross subway platform!"

Thats all!